BeachGrit x Critical Slide - I Don't Need Life - Elastic Waist Trunk

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This pair of trunks is a collaboration between BeachGrit, an online click-farm famous for its depth of character, and The Critical Slide Society, makers of superior surf wear. These trunks feature a custom-made BeachGrit badge showcasing the founders’ ethos, “I Don’t Need Life I’m Highâ€Â and, due to a construction from high-quality nylon, will absorb most unpleasant odours and staining and therefore must be worn at all times. 

The leg is sixteen inches, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion. 

Extremely limited quantities. 

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